Such nonsense you write of. blogger standstill? eulogy? no no no. shame shame shame. this is the 2nd coming of the blogger. I believe Nostradomis predicted its second coming right about now. WWJD?....................

Four men got together to play golf one sunny morning. As they
were heading out to the course, one of them was detained by a
phone call.

The other three were discussing their children while walking to
the first tee.

"My son," said one proudly, "has made quite a name for himself
in the home building industry. He began as a carpenter, but now
owns his own design and construction firm. He's so successful,
in fact in the last year he was able to give a good friend a
brand new home as a gift."

The second man, not to be outdone, boasts how his son began his
career as a car salesman, but now owns a multi-line dealership.
"He's so successful, in fact, in the last six months he gave a
friend two brand new cars as a gift."

The third man brags that his son has worked his way up through a
stock brokerage firm, and has become so successful that in the
last few weeks has given a good friend a large stock portfolio
as a gift.

As the fourth man arrives at the tee box, the three smugly tell
him that they have been discussing how successful their progeny
are, and ask what line of work his son is in.

"To tell the truth, I'm not very pleased how my son has turned
out," he replies. "For fifteen years, he's been a hairdresser,
and I've just recently discovered he's gay."

As the other three recoil in horror, he continues, "but on the
bright side, he must be good at what he does, because his last
three boyfriends have given him a brand new house, two new cars,
and a big stock portfolio."

if i might write a eulogy to the blogger, then i might do it. but not now

sorry guys i couldnt resist. after a long weeks work, another hard week coming up and too tired to go out i am amusing myself by searching for silly things. here is the cream of the crop of the search results for "natural boob"

natural boob is drunkenly indonesian
natural boob is young
natural boob is what i say
natural boob is over
natural boob is natural big boob
natural boob is mega boob by free boob gallery
natural boob is forbidden country
natural boob is well taken
natural boob is a professor here
natural boob is that okay

and, again, my personal favorite:

natural boob is as wet as your maternity bra

some highlights from searching for "ass crack" on googlism.com

ass crack is also open
ass crack is gonna reach my head after i crap this one out
ass crack is pretty cool
ass crack is the new cleavage
ass crack is taking a shower with other girls
ass crack is not a good look on anybody
ass crack is not for folding paper airplanes
ass crack is very normal
ass crack is way safer
ass crack is so difficult for us
ass crack is is like glass
ass crack is fryin'
ass crack is too narrow
ass crack is still wet
ass crack is all the rage
ass crack is dirty
ass crack is getting hairier all the time
ass crack is sore
ass crack is very uncomfortable
ass crack is anything particualrly new or exciting
ass crack is hot and wet
ass crack is full of long thick hair
ass crack is nasty
ass crack is very addictive
ass crack is smeared with brown streaks as it meets my lips
AND MY PERSONAL FAVORITE:
ass crack is my little brother

please pick and post your favorite ass crack for all of us to enjoy

something about the way your ass munches in outerspace
i love the way your cock and balls flash in my face
your body is a piece of poop
your body is a piece of . . .i pooped on you
and if you want poop, then scrape it
and if you have to poop, then make it
your body is a piece of poop
your body is a piece of poop on my face

its not that its funny
its just that is sad
im not a bunny
and im not mad
but if you have to go
and step all over the floor
then come and jump on my face and slap a sausage here
then ill mace your ass until it bleeds and burn off all your ass hair
but enough bout that
cuz it aint fat
and it aint lean
its ground beef, extra large, extra juicy , large in charge
so i eat it, i ate i laughed and cried
i smacked and dacked
i grooved and moved
i slip it in the secret hole
where nobody goes
but everybody knows what goes
and on the flip, who what where why when
i dont have the answer
i barely question the I
but you know what i got, its fatter than a fro
its hotter than pop, more sticky than rice
it dont take a minute, its a man of men
its my bro, uncle ben
his brother cliff
there son , zelly
and my ass aint my belly

DO THE BARTMAN

we are the world we are the children... remember that song?

how about rico suave by gerardo?

or iesha by another bad creation?

or peaches by presidents of the united states of america?

or this used to be my playground by madonna?

or high enough by damn yankees?

or do the bart man by bart simpson?

I am currently watching "Willy Wonka y La Fabrica de Chocolates." It is so much better in Spanish ont he Spanish channel that it ever was in america, or enlgish, whatever they call it. next thing you know i might move to a spanish speaking country to watch shows in spanish allthe time. feld sold 300 pet toys to larry rochkind last night after andy schwartz risuis ross made an analysis of the cost-function analysis of the toys. then, shap turned one of the pet toys into a bong and smoked out of it while been and wlat were dancing the hora on the side screaming "balls!" and "friday night i ask for penny." unfortunately, krieger was not present because he was praying at the shabbat.

newsflash:
after learning his father's true identity through a cruel picture that has been circulating the net, taddy paddy asked his mother, david, to let him come to Venezuela. david and David thought it was a good idea and bought little taddy paddy a ticket. little did he know his parents were hatching a plan. upon arrival ni Caracas david picked up taddy paddy and promptly sold him to colombian guerillas for a pound of crack and a slice of cheese. soon after smoking the crack david and David conceived their second child, much in the same manner as the first one. Their new child is called Wade Titty and he looks like arnold schwarzeneger but like a baby with fur. at last report taddy paddy was turning tricks in the fields of africa. at last report Wade Titty was flogging the bishop.